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27-01-2010م, 23:34
School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays.
Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so
that you can die Rich.
Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills! !!!!)...
Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor
degree and a woman gains her masters.
Divorce: Future tense of Marriage.
Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is
defeated by feminine waterpower.
Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of
the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through
"the minds of either"
Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number
present.
Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that
everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
Dictionary : A place where success comes before work.
Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens
and everybody disagrees later on.
Father: A banker provided by nature.
Criminal: A guy no different from the rest....except that he
got caught.
Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you
are early.
Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your
Confidence after.
Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by
bills.
Classic: Books, which people praise, but do not read.
Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home
life.
Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their
mouth.
Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you
actually do.
Committee : Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit
to decide that nothing can be done together.
Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.
Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.
Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be
spoken of when dead
Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so
that you can die Rich.
Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills! !!!!)...
Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor
degree and a woman gains her masters.
Divorce: Future tense of Marriage.
Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is
defeated by feminine waterpower.
Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of
the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through
"the minds of either"
Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number
present.
Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that
everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
Dictionary : A place where success comes before work.
Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens
and everybody disagrees later on.
Father: A banker provided by nature.
Criminal: A guy no different from the rest....except that he
got caught.
Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you
are early.
Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your
Confidence after.
Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by
bills.
Classic: Books, which people praise, but do not read.
Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home
life.
Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their
mouth.
Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you
actually do.
Committee : Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit
to decide that nothing can be done together.
Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.
Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.
Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be
spoken of when dead